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A dying granny to her grandson: "Im old, weak n can die any hour... I want u to inherit my farm.., including d barn, d villa, d tractors, d farmh ouse, & all d livestock. "Wow", said grndson, stunned "Thanx granny.. I didn`t know you had a farm. Where is it.?" Grandma replied. "FACEBOOK" :-D
A lady ws caught violating traffic rule. She was brought before d judge. Judge: wat is ur profession? Lady: school teacher! Judge got reminded of h is childhood.... He smiled n said: i hv been waiting 4 sum1 like u 4 so long. Now write an apology letter "i won`t violate traffic rules again", 500 time s :-)
Height of shock-A boy sitting with his gf,saw a guyz photo in her bag & asked is he ur ex-bf,Girl kissed him & said no thatz me b4 operation
Height of diplomacy? Forgetting GF`s B`day & Later telling her- How Can i remember Ur B`day dear Wen u Never luk a year older...??
Tragedies of boys Life: 1.Nice girls r Not Gud looking 2.Gud looking girls r Not Nice 3.Gud looking & Nice girls r not single 4.Gud looking,NiCe & girls have strong Brothers or will be elder to us. Enna koduma sir ithu?? :-( Irrunthallun try pannanum because, "vida muyarchi vishvaruba vettri" :-)
Whats Attitude? Ricky Ponting says "God sent me to earth to show people how to play Cricket." . . . . . Sachin replied "I never sent anybody. :)