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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... |
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Arzo hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.. |
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An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! |
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Life while doing m.b.b.s 1sr yr: yahoo i'm in Medical college 2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me 3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi 4th yr: aah soon it'll b over 5th yr: finaly it'll |
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. |
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A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin." |
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama' |
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! |
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GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI |
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!!!!! |
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested |
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food |
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Moral of the movie Ghajini Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent |
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... |
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. |
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